



76 players. 11 rounds. 21 classic machines. Four strikes and you’re out.
And somehow, after spending the afternoon battling it out on some wonderfully cranky old pinball machines, I made it all the way to Round 11 and finished 12th overall. 😳
And yes… I brought home two bounty chips. 💰💰
🎯 Round 1 — Playboy


Started the tournament on Playboy in a four-player game.
Final:
1st — 130.8K
2nd — Me, 100.2K
3rd — 73.7K
4th — 48.2K
No strike. And, more importantly, I personally handed John Shopple his first strike. 😂
A nice little reminder that I came to play.
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☀️ Round 2 — Solar Ride


Five-ball game and another 2nd-place finish.
I was actually leading going into the final ball with 152.7K, but P2 pulled out 160.7K on the last ball.
I was only 8K short.
Still no strike.
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💃 Round 3 — Dolly Parton


Another 2nd place.
Final score: 138.8K
The player who won walked off with just over 206K, while I managed to stay comfortably above the third-place score.
Three rounds in.
Zero strikes.
I was starting to think, Okay… maybe I can actually hang around for a while.
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🚛 Round 4 — Nitro Ground Shaker


And then Nitro reminded me that pinball tournaments teach humility. 😂
I finished 3rd with 37.3K and took my first strike.
The frustrating part was that I knew what I wanted to do on the machine. I just couldn’t make the shots happen consistently. I worked the top lanes, drop targets, saucers and spinners, but the machine simply wasn’t giving me the feel I needed.
Also, a six-year-old named Millie/Millyanna finished ahead of me.
She is adorable.
She is also a beastie.
Humility restored. 😂
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🌪️ Round 5 — Whirlwind


Then came the weirdest Whirlwind experience ever.
The machines were using those little white Twilight Zone balls instead of normal steel pinballs.
And apparently…
I liked them. 😂
While Jim Smith AZ — who actually owns a Whirlwind — was basically questioning every life choice that had brought him to that machine, I was happily sending the floaty little bastards up the ramps.
I had a 1.5M ball, then 1.58M, and then walked off on Ball 3.
Survived.
One strike.
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🌭 Round 6 — HOTDOGGIN’



THIS GAME.
I got paired with K-Car (Kevan Carter), Xris Rincon and Joel Daniel.
And I absolutely lit up Hot Doggin’.
Ball 1: 114.3K
Ball 2: 194.1K
Ball 3: 828.4K
Final:
🥇 ME — 828.4K
🥈 K-Car — 408K
🥉 Xris — 200.8K
4th — 73.6K
828.4K.
On Hot Doggin’.
The machine I love. The machine I have actually double-rolled before. The machine I would absolutely put in my house if I could find one.
And because Xris hit her fourth strike…
I got her bounty chip. 💰
Sorry, Xris. 😂
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🚀 Round 7 — Andromeda



Then I went into Andromeda with Ty Bull, Alex Carlin and Brandon Passey.
Ty is my tattoo artist.
Xris is my nail lady.
Both are people I have featured in my pinball businesses section of my website.
Apparently my tournament strategy was:
Eliminate the people who do my beauty maintenance. 😂
I finished the game ahead, and Alex hit four strikes, so I picked up my second bounty chip.
Two chips. $10.
And suddenly I had actual bounty money riding around in my pocket.
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🎱 Rounds 8–10
This is where the tournament really started getting serious.
The field was shrinking.
The games were getting harder.
And the number beside my name kept getting smaller.
Round 8 Playboy again!


It was not so kind this time.
Strike 2
Round 9 Night Rider, a five-ball game:


Final scores:
97.9K
78.2K
49.8K
32.7K
I took another strike there.
3 strikes
Then came Charlie’s Angels in Round 10.


And I bounced right back.
Final:
🥇 226.6K
🥈 144.8K — ME
🥉 134.4K
4th — 93.9K
No strike.
At that point, I was still alive.
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🧙♀️ Round 11 — Sorcerer


And then…
Sorcerer. On live feed.
Ball 1: 79.3K
Ball 2: 130K
Ball 3: 293.4K
Final scores:
🥇 960K
🥈 328.2K
🥉 293.4K — ME
4th — 66K
That gave me my fourth strike.
Andy Olson got my starter chip.
Game over.
But when I looked at the standings…
12th place.
Out of 76 players.
After 11 rounds.
And I walked out with two bounty chips worth $5 each.
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💜 The big picture
This wasn’t one of those tournaments where everything magically went right.
I had games where I was on fire.
I had games where I couldn’t make the shots I wanted.
I had a six-year-old kick my ass. 😂
I played with weird little floaty balls on Whirlwind and somehow loved them.
I beat people I absolutely did not expect to beat.
I took out my nail lady.
I gave my tattoo artist a strike. Sorry. 😂
I won Hot Doggin’ by more than 420,000 points.
And I kept surviving.
11 rounds.
12th overall.
Two bounty chips.
And a whole lot of classic pinball.
Not a bad Sunday at Electric Bat. 🕹️💜
Wellness without perfection. Pinball without guarantees. And apparently… bounty hunting now counts as cardio. 😂
Still counts. Always!💜
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